I JUST REALIZED HER GUIDANCE WAS ALL CHATGPT HALLUCINATION THAT SHE ATTEMPTED TO PASS OFF AS HER OWN INSTRUCTIONS god fuck her and fuck stupid gen ai bullshit ruining our lives
bonus points if you're doing the Polka version
DAMN STRAIGHT WE DID ELIAS ITS THE METS BABY GOTTA LOVE THE METS LETS GO METS HIT A HOME RUN
Edwin Diaz - Wanna watch me blow a lead? Cool. Wanna watch me be lights out after you get it back?
holy shit I mean holy fucking shit
Real talk - I do not know how I would have endured my office's lobby desk man if the Mets did not make it to the playoffs after all this. Thank you, Mets, for saving me from the simultaneous prodding and pity of Jimmy the Door Guy
Do we have 9 random guys and a pitcher we can put on the field while we secretly fly the team back to Milwaukie?