Daylight Savings Time: The scientific process of cutting off the bottom of your blanket, sewing it to the top and telling yourself you now have a bigger blanket

never forget the real villain: the 8-hour workday taking the majority of your blanket

Except today was a smaller blanket.

It's an old Native American saying. "Only the white man would.... (What you said) & Believe that you have a bigger blanket" One of my favs. I forgot who said it originally.

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It had purpose when we used oil to light street lamps etc but has been pointless for far too long.

Standard time is called Standard for a reason Everything else is a gimmick You can't fool the rotation of the Earth

But my daylight was saved..

I think it's more that the blanket is always being pulled slightly off of you, and you don't have a way to reverse it so you cut off the bottom and add it to the top. So you have a little bit more time under the warm blanket.

DST: when the earth's tilting pulls your blanket down off your shoulders and you pull it back up.