The only explanation for the last 16 hours is that the bowels of news hell have had enough and have opened up and are now regurgitating buried stories like theyre corpses on K2

i thnk it's full moon, king tides, and equinox have the bonds bursting😘

we are all in the poltergeist swimming pool

the one that broke me was the one about the mountain goats and DON'T GO LOOKING FOR IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

I mean at some point everyone realizes this is the day they can release their scandal and be sure it won’t get more than 5 seconds of coverage. It’s the skeleton closet purge baybee, go wild

Like they're corpses in RFK Jr's basement freezer.

news goatse

Ok I’ve been outa country this week and avoiding most things how much y’all acting afool over there

Like cicadas, every member of a sex scandal brood emerges from underground on the same day to glut consumers so others escape unnoticed.

Or, dried up lake reveals murder victims

The next 50-ish days are going to be lit!