Vance's attempts to humanise himself literally sound like an alien hiding on this planet using dossier tactics

It's funny because usually when Ivy League dickbags have to pretend to be real people, it's because they've lived such cloistered, privileged lives that they've had no exposure to real humanity. Vance shouldn't have that problem, and yet...

Excellent timeline sequencing

Edgar.

I’ve always wondered if Trump wasn’t a Ferengi scout. Vance would make a perfect Cardassian: arrogant, cruel, reptilian, authoritarian…

"mention children, list ages, reference bedtime. This will create bonding points for the human."