A lot of people have just come here from Twitter so a quick primer on the 3 unspoken rules of Bluesky: 1) You have to like my posts. Not click like, actually like them. 2) A secret that can only be revealed after you graduate to the Fifth Level of Bluesky or higher 3)We can never speak of it

4) Alf

a stuffed animal is sitting on a blue polka dot couch in a living room

Alt: The character Alf (a glorified muppet) slapping the table for emphasis. Unlike most representations of Alf on Bluesky, you can’t see his junk in this gif.

What kind of donation does fifth level require? Asking for John Travolta…

I used to not like Shiv's skeets. But after getting truckloads and truckloads of rice I now truly actually like them.

Yes they’re Skeets

Why are you making this seem like Scientology?

Not to mention the first rule of Fight Club...

When you reach 5th level, you stop casting a shadow. This gives you a boost to stealth checks, but makes you vulnerable to 5th level vegans.

The Four Rules of BlueSky 1) Shitpost 2) Shit. Post. 3) Honest opinions and feelings 4) Shitpost

[7th level bluesky dan] hey guys, shiv is up to his bullshit again