we really got football in the national divorce

Political Press could learn a lot from Beat Writers. I'd love to hear Vance try and answer a question about the Bengals or Browns. Could probably derail the whole campaign asking him about what OSU could do to get back on track.

Lost field goal kickers but I’ll take it.

who gets cookouts and apple pie?

They got gambling on football, though, so who really wins here :l9

And they got quidditch. What a weird time to be alive.

they got MLMs and ripoff pillows thoughthey got MLMs and ripoff pillows though

Feel like JD Vance at a football game would look like Romney at the Utah Jazz game