Insane that this dude is also a fucking ace pitcher. What the hell.

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨OHTANI JUST HIT HOMER #50 And with that he becomes the first player to ever hit 50 homers and steal 50 bases in a season 😭😭😭

The one thing I love most about taking the green line train is that there is never not someone smoking.

To the tune of Deep in the Heart of Texas:

Teeny lil ball

His attention wandered. It passed through cities until there were none left. It traversed oceans of sand and snow. It pierced the veil between this dimension and the next, and on into others heretofore unimagined by man. His attention became the universe, and then it became nothing.

ARatrupar.bsky.socialAug 17, 2024 6:16am

“Attention wandered” is an all time euphemism

Boy there are a lot of people who have no clue how hard it is to use a bow accurately

Tllewcid.bsky.socialAug 12, 2024 1:57pm

Would watch the fuck out of a show where they pitted these people against an Olympian

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This is The Way.