2. Buying his photocard while saying with all my chest that "no i'm not a fan, ok it has cats cmon everyone knows cats are cute" and totally not because it's him smiling softly while playing with cats

3. While i tweeted i wanna punch his face, someone replied with "average [his fan name] experience tbh lol" i laughed and told my friends "hahah how to break it to them that i am Not, in fact, his fan" and my friends are all "how to break it to YOU..."