I'm like *this* close to becoming a guy who fills up a thermos of warm broth and sips it throughout the day

Have fun at Market Days everyone! Send me your slutty pics!

Wasn't sure I was going to pull for Kafka and got her IMMEDIATELY on my first 10-warp pull, LMAO

Spotify has determined that my Discover Weekly should be 80% lesbian pop and you know what? They're right!

We're like, extremely due for some recent version of Waltzing Matilda to go viral on TikTok

In D&D terms, there's nothing more true neutral than checking your mailbox, but like, two days too much later than you should've

This is a slightly overdramatic response but my point still stands

When you turn 27 you lose a fundamental confidence of how to close on a flirt and it changes the course of your destiny forever

For the mega gas guzzlers I presume