goat post 👏🏻

i count it as a blessing sometimes

good lord

the most typical phrase uttered when fascist attempts fail is “go hoosier”

the recent adoptive media angle that the minority woman candidate isn’t doing enough outreach for minority voters based on unstable polling data is greasy at the very least

Donald Trump: *slowly drools a thick viscous cream colored substance* Elton John: 🎶 But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock 🎶 50 year old who bought a 130,000 dollar truck and owes 135,000 on it: we are taking this country back

targeting likely leaning conservatives and independents is what she needs in the swing states. you gotta go to where they’re at.

harris going on fox, harris going on rogan and then continuing to taunt trump for not doing debates or real interviews...not only does it make him mad but it might — *might* — prompt political media to take his isolation from scrutiny more seriously

its clear these dorks aren’t Certified Ball Knowers™️ but some dumbass staff writer wrote this insert and it was the best they could come up with