I don't think there was ever a comic I bought faster than that one. Absolutely dialed in for me specifically.

Thanks for the feed, I was watching. My folks are in Englewood. Hope you're safe

All-timer

I never used to remember my parent's anniversary, and now I can never forget it.

You fucking rubes.

People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse

I just sat down for some pho, still counts.

Fuck em up Ron.

TJ Maxx, and he has to select at least one item of clothing for himself.

I'm not sure when I followed you, but I'm an actual person. You must have posted a real banger at some point.