Vesper Lynd: "You love me?" James Bond: "Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job...which I think is going to have to be you, provided it pays more than £37,800 per year."

Apparently, when my missus moved to Finland with her cat, all the airport staff and flight attendants were cooing over said cat because of how well behaved she was. And yet, when *I* behave like an angel when travelling to Finland, I get fuck all!

So did Alexander Litvinenko.

To me, Jonathan Gullis looks like a middle-ranked darts player who flies into an uncontrollable "oche-rage" whenever he feels his opponent is slightly too slow retrieving his darts from the board.

Of course 😂

You see? There are people other than me who grew up in Harrogate - I wasn't just making the place up to fuck with your head! 😂

So I'm doing this on November 24th and rather looking forward to it. #standupcomedy#comedy

When trying to do the cleaning, house spiders are like NPC civilians in a first-person-shooter game; you mustn't harm them, but they keep wandering into your line of fire because their AI is so rubbish. 🙄🕷️🕷️🔫🎮

Ahhh man :D

Other people sleeping be like "Zzzzzzzzzzzz". Spanish people sleeping be like "Thththththththththththth".