America's Cup is over, time to forget sailing exists as a sport for another 3 and a half years

How to make your friends come and do parkrun with you

It's amazing how little work I can get done on a Friday when I really set my mind to it

Prawn mayo is the best sandwich because I like to live my life on the edge. The thrill of knowing I could be a matter of hours away from having the shits makes it taste so much better.

Will a cis person ever not say "but do you really need it...?" when you talk about FFS, in that tone where they're trying to be nice but just revealing that they'll never understand you?

New office spot is pretty cool I guess

Tasteful nudes but it's the magic wallpaper from willy wonka

If you're somewhere between a girly boy and a boy-y girl, call me.

Still here, still queer, still getting hotter

Yeah I'm gonna need a free text box to answer that