Entered sg, sg and kof at frosty. Able to jump on a venue hotel because I was slacking off at work. Karmic retribution for that meant an urgent bug at 830. Leo is sleeping in his own bed. Today was good

You know you are a changed person when the workout routine that you feel like you can stick to has the word dad in it

Three poops a day is simply too much

Just described myself to my son as a "frequent potty user"

Everytime I say the word widget a piece of my mortal soul corrupts and twists into a wad of brown paper

I don't hate my job it just is stupid and I don't do anything anyone should ever care about

Treat yourself: put those leftovers in the toaster oven

Living the American dream: catering too much Mac and cheese for a kids birthday party

I am in the void