In the original, there were goats behind the other two doors. Nude goats, obviously.

It’s a very Eighties story, featuring Daleks, Cybermen, Space Mercenaries, and Margaret Thatcher.

At least they’re not being negative

The Glorious Fourteenth Five Year Plan Line

Was the one of the women Crazy Edie ?

Oh the Hummus-anity

Everyone laughs out loud at Swiss Ruhezeit. (But not after 10 pm)

“An honourable boy!” said Scrooge. “A warrior boy! Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize Targ that was hanging up there?”

I’m waiting for the crossover episodes where you start painting the rats.

“The best weed is grown by a little old lady in Leningrad”