this is a joke this is not actually near canon

being purple; teal; black; and white, near is canonically a monarcho-egoist with anarcho-pacifist tendencies

omg i neeeed a man who'll talk to me in properly capitalized and punctuated complete sentences

okay so i have no idea what weretober is and why today is highland cattle day but omg is a timeline full of bulls exactly what i needed today

broke: eating with youtube woke: eating with the wikipedia page for the food you have in front of you open

absolutely insane how we've accepted as a society that if you decide someone is "ticklish" it suddenly means that you can just touch them without consent

tired of people fighting over the Cowboys. Why won't the Cowboys fight over me

nearon activation

the amount i've listened to what's wrong with new york by the dare in just the past few days is crazy this album is so good y'all

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