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True Might #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

"F-forgive me, my Lord! You see, after the Siege of Terra, we've lost many of our brothers defending Terra from Horus' forces. We did attempt to replenish our numbers, however, there just wasn't enough noble sons alive around that time. Sooooo, the only logical thing to do would be to... well... volunteer noble daughters to become Custodes. But fret not, our sisters have been equally doing a good job for the past ten thousand years! Though one downside is that they also oil up their bodies and streak around the palace... which isn't a bad thing to be honest." - Contemptor Galactus Dreadnought Captain General "Little Kitten" being telekinetically collar grabbed by the furious Man-Emperor.
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Civilian Support #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

“Well, Canonness, I was happy to provide your sisters the God-Emperor’s fuel. After all, you girls are His holiest of servants, I tell ya h’wat. Hehe. Speaking of which, I am also told about the current problem with your sisters’ promethium supply. You see, here in Stricken Promethium, we have the tanks to provide the entire hive city millions of gallons of promethium for everyday uses, and we would be happy to be your main supplier. Now usually you would still have to buy our promethium at a full price, but with Orks barging into our homes these days, I can give you a Fungi Removal discount, alongside free Strickend Promethium t-shirts for your whole sisterhood. Although to be honest, not sure how I’d feel about seeing your flock wearing our shirts in battle, but at least your repentias won’t have to worry about chilly winds.” Hankeus Hillium, assistant manager of Strickend Promethium, Hive World Nelra, Saxet System.
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They fluffy!

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I never used Twitter due to being a messed up cesspool, so I'm still kinda of a newbie when it comes to getting engagements here. Do I still need to use hashtags to attract people?

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Toasty!

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That face is literally also just me trying to repost everything here 😐

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Roadkill #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

"And so, we mark the passing of Morax the Culller. He has served the Dark Gods for centuries, as stated by his namesake, culling the weak and faithless without remorse. That is until he was crushed by a loyalist Baneblade as he arrogantly retorts upon his victims. Poor Morax, I knew him well... well, not really." - Black Legion Sorcerer Kain "Omen" Gothnos.
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Motivation #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

Commissar Guide 523# Should you wish to motivate your soldiers without relying on the Execution Procedure, get into their psychology and exploit it to your advantage for the God-Emperor. A commissar must always have a sliver tongue and basic knowledge of the human mind.
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Repopulation Program #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

Officio Assassinorum Culexus Temple Report: Reproductive Subject 19-04-08 Subject was plucked from the masses due to his extreme vigor and endurance in any sexual activities, thus making him the first perfect candidate for the Pariah Dispergen Projecte. However, despite these traits, the subject's frail mind could not handle the strain of the agents' presence and as such, died in extreme agony during the process. Fortunately, the subject has managed to fertilize 57% of the agents before expiration. While satisfactory for this first trial, the Temple is still not pleased that it never reached full results. Further testing is required. Recommendation: In order to increase the Omega Minus Pariah gene for the Culexus Temple, chosen subjects must have their mental faculties tested for durability in order to survive longer periods. Blanks of any level would highly be recommended, if found. We must also get the male Culexus to take part in the project, but due to the repercussions of the conditioning, their sex drives are no longer as functional as their female counterparts.
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Conflicted #warhammer#warhammer40k#warhammer40000#comic

Is there in truth no beauty for, Blanks? Well, unless you're a Sister of Silence.
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NecroCephalopod's (or NecroCeph for short) the name. Opened for commissions! CHECK THE REST: necrocephalopod.carrd.co/
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