An Ode to My Bidet Look at you, with that wide open mouth! Always ready to help me when I have problems down south. If I’m honest, Sometimes things get messy. But with you around I feel so much less stressy. I’ll visit you again, my waterful friend. And you’ll see me too … or rather, my back end.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

What is the difference between faith and superstition?

Not James earl jones noooooooo rip

thinking of my dad today and weeping all over my keyboard.

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I dnt even remember my butthole before buying a bidet 🚽

Be teachable. You're not always right. Humility is necessary for growth.

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