The Super Bowl party should be fun. I’ll be complaining all Night. #buzzkill#cryptic#playingwithhashtags#tooOldforthisShit

Merry Xmas

We are incredibly unprepared for Xmas.

I’m going to watch the movie “Speed” right now. I’m not sure why, however it is intentional.

Update!!!After several rewinds I figured out how John McClane got onto the roof of the trucks. I thought he jumped from a helicopter but he did not. #DieHard#xMass#Ihavenothingbettertodorightnow

Too many beers doesn’t help. #hosers

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You know you’re stoned when you have difficulty following the plot of Die Hard 4

🎶 someone left the cake out in the farts 🎶

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