Only kinda?

😂

I mean its not as messed up as saying you had a consensual sexual relationship with an employee

You’ve been raping since before I was born so there is that

Try reading the source material. xD

Well, he just started watching it. He’s only fifteen minutes in.

My seven year old, who is obsessed with unicorns and creepy stuff in equal measure, is totally hooked--it's her usual bedtime story (although I slipped in The Graveyard Book for a little variety).

Creep

And here I'd thought you'd landed on "thoroughly"! Ha! Shows what *I* know.

I'm still in search of the right sized buttons to wear like a monacle myself...

I’m taking my children to see the 3D version tomorrow. They loved the book so much xx