GOD: *"you wear it to mock me" ME: "Surely you jest, you know, it took me a long time to procure the materials for this outfit let alone weaving it into something fitting for your audience..." ...

GOD: "you burned a milliners village in 1332 and forced them to work day and night until they did so and even after that, you soiled their crops and stole their cows" ME: "yes well, Yelp reviews a few thousand years off and I was dissatisfied with their service"