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jesus christ - standup comedian ------------------------------------------- Bonus comics: patreon.com/nhoj

4 panel comic

P1: a cartoony Jesus with a smile on his face stands under a spotlight on a stage, a mic in front of him

P2: Over his shoulder, we look out at Jesus' smiling audience

P3: We cut to a closeup of Jesus' face. The style has suddenly shifted to a more "realistic one. He looks PISSED as he says "you fuckers KILLED me. You're FISH now."

P4: a repeat of the second panel, only now the entire audience are fish
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AVartvelasco.com

That fish with the glasses is just like me fr

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SLlotarous.bsky.social

Bang 💥 😂

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rhichy.bsky.social

This is a bad joke. You should not be joke like this with the name of JESUS. HIS death was intentional, HE loves us so much HE laid down HIS life willingly that through HIS death we all will have salvation.

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LJaeneas-nin.bsky.social

I love that he resembles Columbo. Adds an extra layer of surreality.

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Ddobisan.bsky.social

Wheeeeezzzz..... Blubblubblubblubblub

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SRserjenrique.bsky.social

Then he breaks the columns and kill everyone

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AUthatbeardoadam.bsky.social

Ha! Jesus.

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TGo4fuxache.bsky.social

miracle of the oafs and the fishes

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barrymo.bsky.social

this post is f88lishness, and outward mockery of Jesus Christ! Why not tell them to try this on Mohammed?

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you know what that means.

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John Skullen
@nellucnhoj.bsky.social
Comics I have no idea what I am doing He/Him patreon.com/nhoj
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