I wish I could save images by holding down on them This is the one thing that Twitter has going for it

My head hurts I need to inject Gatorade into my temple

I want lord David Dundas to touch me inappropriately

"Bluesky is just like 2011 Tumblr" We will not apologize for having wonder and whimsy and joy in our hearts

Os amo

Ahora no me siento expuesto Es genial

can we make my cat the most liked photo on bluesky

Wait... where are the porn bots and crypto posts? And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

a man in a suit is standing in a living room .

ALT: a man in a suit is standing in a living room .

There’s commies on the tv trying to split open my head and eat my brains