"It can babysit your kids, walk your dog."

"As long as no stairs are involved..."

Sold!

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ED-209 is the right comparison. Not because of its weaponry, but because the rich smarmbucket who dreamed it up just wanted the fat stacks from the defense budget and didn't care if it worked.