The Father, the Son, and the Holy Toes

disney’s the little mermaid is ocean propaganda 🌊🐑 nothing is “better” under the sea 🤔👎 we don’t want to know what is down there and we don’t need to know 😤🚫

Golden Rule of Threesomes “Doin’ Two Others”

Me, introducing my friend to Montell Jordan: “This is Howie DuWitt”

@chasemacri.bsky.social Did you inspect this elevator?

if i pay 100k for a watch i better die

to the tune of van halen’s “panama” KALI MA

Salt Lake Titty

I’ve got macroplastics in my brain. Chunks of old Happy Meal toys and jewel cases just stuffed in there

FIRE!