Coworker: What are you doing after your contract ends? Me:

Seeing your codes be used by strangers evacuating the other app is nice. There is enough room on this shitposting lifeboat.

This has been a pleasant read in a time of turbulence.

Blowing the keg during Oktoberfest is the beer drinkers version of making the half court shot at half time

There are two types of people: those who reply-all and those that respect their coworkers

Parents with young kids need to stop pretending: your time at the watering hole is over. Please drink at home responsibly and stop making the beer hall a fucking daycare.