Absolutely flummoxed that you can buy a machine for $35 off AliExpress that looks like a Game Boy Color in all its transparent, purple glory and can run Chrono Cross flawlessly.

Oh man, I know the Guardians aren't gonna win this series, but the end of this Game 3 has been an incredible nail-biter; what great baseball

Idea: Roomba that is also somehow a TheraGun You just lie down on the floor and it runs over you and beats the hell out of your aching muscles

When he moves his feed over here I will delete my Twitter, hand to God

can't believe I'm forced to work instead of following my true calling, helping Haruka Sawamura win the Princess League and become Tokyo's biggest idol

Yo, I think I fall under this umbrella

Everybody should follow me and then also this feed, so you will be more likely to see the one (1) post I make per day

I have technically joined his discord, but I just... never use Discord, ever

I'm going to stay on Twitter until Wario64 points me toward a deal on Atelier Ryza for Switch so I can buy it for my wife The things we do for the people we love

shout-out to all my other middle-aged homies feeling the weight of the reaper's bony hand ever heavier on their shoulder this morning