It was free but I want my money back.

25% *since when*? Include both full timescales.

Wait a minute this isn't a meme, this is a corporate plant! What a rip off!

Unfortunately one wing is trying to set the other on fire and make sure it's the only wing that will ever be able to exist.

Which is bizarre because most right wing policies are designed to help the upper class and not them.

Local American doesn't understand how voting works, others remain unsurprised.

Stop making contraception illegal, Weiland Yutani.

6 or 7 times in the first 30 minutes.

I guess the only way to not get the subtlety of a brick is to have one in place of a brain.

life... A third time... Maybe.