The Ne me quitte pas scene got me tho

Love to make my whole home network unsecure by adding tech and internet connectivity to things that definitely don't need it.

With this one simple trick you could get me to do pretty much anything

Normalize calling grown men "cutie"

On top of everything else, penis is a funny sounding word

OK braggypants

Because everyone is busy having sex

What are you, a cat?

I don't know how much I like the Penguin show but I love how hard Colin Farrell is going for it

You're not a journalist, you're an annoying guy on Twitter