The funny thing about forest sprites is that they are notorious for taking the human form of an escaping inmate. Still picking them up.
"Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates." Yeah, maybe, but they may also be a forest sprite in human form just waiting to grant a wish to a kind traveler willing to pick up a stranger. It's worth rolling the dice.
Pete Buttigieg on Julie Mason means it's PB & J time.
I need my coffee boiling hot. I don't like it that way, it's just that if it isn't hot enough to cause me physical harm, then I'm just going to chug it down within 30 seconds.
It's always the failures and rejects. Kind of says something about that crew.
I think that Lay's Chips are starting to take advantage of the curiosity of consumers. I mean, "Teddy Grahams and Aspirin" flavored chips just seems lazy.
I sprained my ankle masturbating. Luckily, I'm fairly certain that this'll be covered under workman's comp.
Few things in life are as rewarding as that first bite of a Hardee's chicken breakfast biscuit while you're in the McDonald's drive thru waiting for your McMuffins.
