just flipping and flowing and aching my magnetic and muscular tautened tongue across the empty void. was thinking I might violate the grass banks of the overgrown verdure in aimless joy later. I can't wait for sex to be invented in ten years

that's a good way to bruise up your banana #dontletithappen

You wanna fall in acid? Wear a purple suit? Party with Batman? You better joke, bitch

Publisher of Marvel Comics

I like the part where this got an update over a year later like an Unsolved Mystery

now imagining these guys marching through Termite Terrace intimidatingly snapping pencils and warning animators that their next pitchers better be real respectful-like

there is smarto it's called You're the Man Now Dog dot com

I just assumed that the DNC or whoever tells all candidates to be registered firearm owners on paper so they can say it, like how flag pins became mandatory in the 2000s