I have been accused of this.

It was like firing the starting gun. Fucking brilliant.

Yeah, but my family goes to the store in Monterey Park and everyone from my grandparents to my youngest cousin call it Ranch 99. I’m just going to think of it as quiet rebellion. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I didn’t either, but this: www.instagram.com/reel/C9drLlb...

It’s been years of this.

a cat is scratching itself on a brick sidewalk with the words viralhog on the bottom

Alt: Cat chasing his tail

😂 the hovering flame ballon is making my lawyer senses tingle, but vive la France! 🇫🇷

David, what is happening?

I asked exactly that. Also, this show is too long for my American attention span. LIGHT THE FLAME ALREADY!