Something somethingâŚGame of ThrawnsâŚsomething
Customer: Yeah, You wanted packet captures of our network during peak times to analyse- Here they are; Me: Um.. These are done on the holidays⌠when theres no use on your network⌠Customer: Yes..But we still have some people logging in! Me: *sigh* would you excuse me for a moment, I need to cry.
Fuckity. Somehow the sleeper I've had in my ear for the last 18 years that belonged to a friend has come out in the last week or so. FUCK.
The developers had a âHack dayâ today and now theyâre all standing around presenting their work and clapping like its some sort of Support meeting and this is possibly why Im here at my desk instead of standing with them and failing to stop myself from making âcommentsâ
Customer: âWE HAVE SEVERAL DEVICES USING THE SAME IP! ITS NOT US! ITS YOU!â Me:âLooking at the logs I can see 2 DHCP servers on your networkâ Customer: *silence*