The developers had a ‘Hack day’ today and now they’re all standing around presenting their work and clapping like its some sort of Support meeting and this is possibly why Im here at my desk instead of standing with them and failing to stop myself from making ‘comments’

Customer: “WE HAVE SEVERAL DEVICES USING THE SAME IP! ITS NOT US! ITS YOU!” Me:”Looking at the logs I can see 2 DHCP servers on your network” Customer: *silence*

For Fucks Sake. Latest release has a memory issue related to hardware acceleration which just ‘slipped by testing’ and will have to wait until next major release to be fixed because the change that broke it is ‘providing value to customers’ …Fuck, I am ready to set fire to things.

Godamn fucking MS Sharepoint makes no fucking sense. *twitch*

Pollen Engine;

You will need to come and pick it up however :)

Sometimes I think I may not be the best parent.

Its all yours if you want it.

The First Pollen Engines were little more than fake plastic flowers built in a hurry after it became clear the Bees had left for good, and the Wasps had no interest in replacing them. It wasn't until the 7th iteration that it became obvious just how bad an idea it was...