Oh lawd!

I like these responses: -"it may not be your job to educate me, but it's also not your job to be a jackass." -"I am not entitled to politeness from you, but that goes both ways. If you had a shred of human decency we could be polite to each other and both of us could get through our day in peace."

My executive dysfunction recognizes your nerospiciness. (And continues to procrastinate on the velvet jacket for the LARP character I've been 'working on' since 2020).

Caskets are bigger than urns!

My brother impulse bought one of those display knives... The kind that looks like a tribal tattoo from the 90's mated with a klingon dagger. And if you were to use it, you are more likely to injure yourself because the blades curl back on the handle. I guess he forgot he was married with 3 daughters

Right on! (I also work in death care ⚰️). Compost may be a new one when it becomes legal in your state.

Me too cat, me too.

You got this! Just dont let it over tax your time management abilities.

I think they count if you saw "Robots breakfast" on the Muppet Show.

We make fun of naming conventions for super heroes, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.