I hope this is true because I don’t actually agree with them- but lord I’d be happy if the Fox crowd is repulsed by him so much that it’s fucking with their perception. Also let Walz be your daddy, fox viewers. Just let it happen.

Honestly whatever gets you there.

I ruined my boss’s day by telling him about the energy consumption of generative ai. Like the other evil shit was fine but the environmental impact was a bridge too far.

A reminder that the election isn’t about the person at the top of the ticket as much as it is about the thousands of people they’ll put in positions of power One candidate will give us more people like this idiot

Those who learn from history are still doomed to repeat it just while pointing wildly and screaming into the void.

Cops guarding a grocery store in North Carolina because payment processing is down… in case you’re wondering what their actual job is- it’s protecting capital- not you

Wild that people are just buying pot from a bodega in my ridiculously stuffy, boring Brooklyn neighborhood. No one is even pretending anymore.

I remember the inescapable Pink Floyd shirts all through the 90s.

The kid went to the new transformers movie and now everything is about a “leadership matrix” and “Lex back in the day” and it’s darling.

The GOP candidate: I haven’t killed all the people I want to yet, but I’m making a good start. I give puppies rabies as a hobby. Here’s the list of ongoing pogroms I’m trying to get off the ground. My plan to fix the economy is fuck you. The polls: 49/51