They be ripping off my old English Leather & Baby Powder combo... perfect for picking up chicks with daddy issues *and* chicks with baby issues.

"This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty." - Mitch Hedberg

Pssssssh... just wait until I have perfected my formula for Folgers Crystal Meth.

Precursor to "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"...

This kind of integration is disgusting and unAmerican... it's either Coke *or* Pepsi... you can't have it both ways.

Every promising young artist should immediately go the Daft Punk route and start wearing light up robot masks right from the get-go.

I'm a Man... but am I really a Pac... Man? I can't identify with this lifestyle... all the pills and ghosts... how many polygons did it take before people cared?

I was told by a couple teachers that I seemed like I might be an Indigo Child... now that I am all grown up I think thats just what they used to call ADHD in the 80s.

"Funko Digital Pop!™ can be purchased on Droppp Marketplace through your Droppp Balance using USDC."

Ooooooh.... dude was in Heaven 17? I hope GTA is buying Fascist Groove Thang... that is a banger.