Went to a dinosaur themed pumpkin patch that also had this 30 foot tall animatronic Godzilla lovingly named "Gourdzilla"

"Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy, except they're on The Gabbo Show now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!"

my grandma give me 25 dollars and told me to buy a girl a drink bitch they want fent

Well that was an easy follow. 🤣

scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight

I aaaaalmost gets annoying, but it really is one of my favorite romance build ups. 💜

Disco!

If you’re seeing this post…. Play Kingdom Hearts

I make one comment about honey mustard to @peachsaliva.bsky.social and here you show up. Thanks, buddy. 💜

Is anyone seeing X anywhere in the top 200 free social networking apps on the Apple Store? I can’t find it, but Bluesky is number 3. 😵