knuckle tats: Y E S ! A N D ?

You would fire AI after the first 8-finger image if you hired it as a photo editor.

everything out of eric adams’ mouth sounds like clickhole

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #107,559!

Horror movie pitch: early 40s adult watches My So-Called Life for the zillionth time, except this time, they realize they identify most with Graham and Patty… the really old PARENTS

One day that baby hippo will grow up and stop looking so alarmed.

It’s called a collective noun, maybe you’ve herd of it.

it’s important not to spoil them

domo arigato

No, I do not want to be “productive.” I want to be a smooth flat rock at the edge of a lake, found by a child, who sends me skipping 11 times across the water until I sink to the bottom, and the lake’s surface returns to glass.