Lots of adults like vegetables but kids mostly don't! Tastes change! I used to hate onions and now I love them! Let your kids grow up and decide for themselves if they want to eat something. So many parents are convinced that parts of childhood *should* be miserable and those parents deserve to die!

The cognitive dissonance required to force your kids to eat vegetables but allow them to consume copious amounts of soda and candy and chocolate milk. You people are fucking morons and your kids are rightfully going to hate you.

I'm literally avoiding updating the mobile app so I don't have to see video. If someone posts something I want to see, I'll go look it up on the desktop version.

It's so weird how common it is to think that these people's motivation is always just to make more money. But like, why does anyone save money if not to spend it? You want to buy a PS5. They want to buy an election! It's really simple!

Tennis. Gotta get three sets.

What did I fucking say

Be careful. That's dangerously close to cop sunglasses.

Snakes on a Plane got an early release at my university's student theater and there was a moment before Sam Jackson says the line where you could tell he was about to say the line and the whole theater gasped in anticipation and then burst into raucous applause when he said it. 10/10. Incredible.

I seem to remember the media absolutely *frothing at the mouth* when leaked photos of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton were published.

I raised a giant refrigerator out of 50 cm water without it tipping over and now I'm relatively sure I could have built Stonehenge