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TV Writer: Kroll Show, New Girl, Other Cancelled Sitcoms
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Do we have sittim is the opposite of standim over here?

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To be honest I forgot this place even existed.

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Katie…

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Lot of talk about dogs hating fireworks, but I have to imagine birds aren’t thrilled about it either.

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If this is true, I won’t lose my mind because I will know it’s already gone.

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(On the phone with the CEO of this company) “I have your children, so the next words out of your mouth better be the truth. Is this a bit?”

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When you’re on the Dillon Panthers but have had too many concussions to remember the pregame slogan.

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Sweet Caroline WHERE’S MY SON Good times never seemed so good so good so good so good

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(Wistfully looking at the road to Hell) This used to be paved with good intentions.

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I guess what’s nice about a lot of other CEOs who run companies that willfully make society worse is that I don’t have to deal with their actual personalities on any kind of regular basis.

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Noah Garfinkel
@noahgarfinkel.bsky.social
TV Writer: Kroll Show, New Girl, Other Cancelled Sitcoms
1.9k followers58 following21 posts