you can’t call it “folk” music anymore, because of Woke. you have to call it folx music. [tearing up] and you have to play on the banjx

can’t call it a jug band anymore *sniff* have to call it a decanter band 😭

Oh Sue and/or Simon, don't you gender neutrally grieve for me

Somebody was playing a violx at the folx concert I was at.

They arrested my uncle in California for not calling it a "persondolin"

I'm still trying to learn Orange Blossom Special Needs.

Banjo Xazooie

Can’t call it a mandoline anymore. It’s a themdoline.