Note that in this scene, Wes is talking to someone that escaped from a planet that Judge Dredd dreams about when he goes to bed particularly pent up.

Step into my office Wesley

Splash acid on the wall it burns a hole in the wall escape through the hole

Oh Wesley, Wesley, Wesley!

a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a trench coat .

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a trench coat .

It can be accompanied by a young Ashley Judd.

Oh Wesley, let me count the ways

500 cigarettes