how is it doing that?? HOW IS IT DOING THAT??
man in shoppers: hi someone broke nail polish in the next aisle over. u can tell her she's going to jail employee: ...????? man: ...it's my daughter. (she was a toddler)
sister handed me her "I voted" sticker after I already stuck mine to my jacket me: "wait I can't stick two on my jacket what if people think I committed voting fraud??!!"
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oh my gOD also NEOPETS!! neopets I'm so sorry I forgot you I owe so much of my life to you
I only play the first two atm, but here are some games that have defined my personality lmao 🌱 FFXIV 🐇 arknights ⛩️ touhou 🛡️ FGO ⚔️ grindblue fantasy 🍃 animal crossing 💀 TWEWY 🐦 hatoful boyfriend 🐹 ham-ham heartbreak algorithm do ur thing also I love hatsune miku thank u bye
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