TTRPG Folks: 1 like = 1 NPC for you to use in your world
This is glorious, thank you!
These are delightful, but with over 200 likes and rapidly growing, you might be doing this forever... I will start copying this all into a document for my own future reference.
1) Scroggins. He's a half-elf caravan driver, who isn't taking to the solitary life well. The party finds some broken boxes on a steep cliff off the road, which include one stone of far speech; he has the other. He talks to the party like a CB radio. Strong southern accent. Not bright, but earnest.
These are SO good. If I may offer a suggestion, based on my own experience: I "read" tarot cards at parties, for fun; I am very clear that I don't believe in divination. My sister insists that I'm being Influenced(tm). So, an oracle who believes she's a fake but keeps delivering true prophecies.