Heard a reviewer say that Agatha All Along was “not for the male gaze” and I’m like no, it’s clearly for the female gays!

Me: *adding a new actor to a level* Unreal: No problem! Here ya go! Me: Actually, never mind, delete it. Unreal: You want me to WHAT!? 😵‍💫😭

Congrats for killing the leader of a terrorist organization! You’ve finally cut off the head of the Hydra! That will surely be the end of… now hold on a tick…

*David S Pumpkins discussing war in the Middle East* And the United States is…? “PART OF IT!”

Erika Ishii is, in fact, a god damn super hero 😁

Th… there’s a new Hellboy movie? Out?? And this is the first I’ve heard of it??? 😵‍💫

I believe that is the intended pronunciation 😁

Bluesky is starting to become the place where I test my material for other social medias 😆

The text messages will look up at me and shout “Hi Blake, it’s Tim Walz!” And I’ll look down and whisper “No the fuck it’s not…”

The "times to be alive" are getting more "what" by the day...