techies are fun to hang out with because you get to find out about decades old rivalries between linux tools named shit like “plonk” and “zslap” that do the exact same thing and how every plonk user genuinely thinks zslap users deserve the death penalty

Well, plonk users have clearly only tried to use default zslap cause NeoSpaceZslap is so much more clean and intuitive than plonk could ever be.

as i said the first time around: if i see a single one of you talking about “curl” or “vim” or whatever below this post i will personally set fire to it with all of us still inside