has anyone heard about the local jester "booboo the buffoon"? who prances around the middle of the village yodeling and wearing clothes covered in sleigh bells? you look like an idiot buddy. im seriously way smarter than that guy. i bet my insightful commentary here would really piss him off

im pretty sure i do that all the time

sometimes my genius even scares myself

i feel like im gucci mane in 2006

miner spelling mistake. instead of using my thumb i accidentally took out a pickaxe and struck my phone in the a key with it which i shouldn’t have to tell you doesn’t bode well

when i was 8 on christmas day i caught one of santas elves and in the heat of the moment i got frightened and killed it with a chair

hmm

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