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Jordan Meiller
@noplotr.bsky.social
Writer (certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.
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Derek Jacobi’s Cadfael gets appointed Devil’s Advocate to determine whether the recently deceased pope should be canonized, but if he is they’ll have to remove his organs from his secret lover. Setting aside that organ transplants weren’t a thing in the 1300s it practically writes itself.

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We sell some of my childhood favorite games at work, like Slamwich and Ratatat Cat, and they’ve been repackaged as “educational” and claim to teach kids probability. By that logic I can get kids into my illegal gambling ring by saying it’s educational.

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-THE STORY ABOUT THE STORY ed. J.C. Hallman (caveats: Frank O’Connor’s essay on Katherine Mansfield is ridiculously sexist and homophobic, and proto-Nazi D.H. Lawrence’s essay on MOBY DICK is entertaining right up until the last page when he says it’s about the destruction of the white race)

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-Walter Benjamin ILLUMINATIONS -Kate Colby DREAM OF THE TRENCHES -Leslie Jamison MAKE IT SCREAM, MAKE IT BURN -Zadie Smith FEEL FREE (caveat: only once I get past her centrism and credulous fascination with Zuck/Jay-Z) -Dubravka Ugresic AMERICAN FICTIONARY -David Foster Wallace [any/all]

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The moment that really stood out to me on my last read through is when Sam is watching the Haradrim and he’s like “I bet these guys also wish they were back home”

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Sometimes people are being nice and they express that through the lens of their faith, it is in fact extremely normal. (3/3)

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I said no, thinking she meant in her own time, but she apparently meant then and there, in public. As an atheist with social anxiety I was deeply uncomfortable with the whole thing. But at no point did I think “Man, Christian Nationalism has really gone too far” because I’m not an idiot. (2/3)

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I definitely have special interests but I can’t guarantee I’m neurotypical (at some point I’ll probably get a neuropsych eval but I’ve been putting it off for *reasons*). I am also mystified by people who don’t have (or seem not to have) special interests. Like, what do their brains do all day?

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Oh and I forgot Valley, that game is super underrated.

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Yeah, not only are all the abilities tied to OoPs so you’re always learning about some new piece of the world, but I don’t know of any other game that puts significant abilities in side missions, which really encourages exploration.

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Jordan Meiller
@noplotr.bsky.social
Writer (certainofeventualfailure.com), musician (soundcloud.com/noplotr), photographer (the banner is one of mine), guy who yells about stuff online.
9 followers78 following598 posts