Creating a whole new personality for Bluesky, like a kid going off to college at a school where they don’t know anyone, surely if he acts cool, no one will know he was a massive loser at his old social network.

It's working out for me, trust the plan.

you should start selling weed

jfc norm just tag me next time

“It’s Norman now.”

Follow earned

Tentatively dropping 'sporpsball' in casual conversation to see everyone's reaction

“My girlfriend goes to a different school”

Wait did you look at my feed

Yes, Bluesky is literally every anime where the main character goes to a different high school under the guise of a second chance of being popular, only to find out it does not work that way. We are all Tomoko Kuroki here:

Look at you getting 30 fucking likes like you’re the King of bluesky